100% remote · Anywhere in the U.S. · 5 spots
We take over your Instagram and Facebook completely — 15+ posts a month, built from photos you shoot on your phone in ten minutes. You get your evenings back and put those hours where they actually make money.
The real price
Nobody sends you an invoice for it, so it never shows up in your books. But it is the single most expensive line item in your marketing — and you are the one paying it.
That is three full working days a month, spent on a job you never trained for — while the work you are actually good at waits.
What one month actually takes
Do the math on yourself
Move the slider. This is the number that matters — not our price.
You spend about 25 hours a month on content.
At this rate the money is about even — but you still get 25 hours back every month to sell, serve and grow. That is the part nobody else gives you.
Same product. Better photograph.
Bad light, cluttered counter, shaky hands — it does not matter. That is our problem, not yours.
Shot on your phone. 30 seconds.
What your customer sees.
Drag
Where we draw the line
AI can invent anything now. We refuse to. Light, background, framing and colour balance — that is what we fix. The product your customer sees online is the exact product that arrives in their hands. Anything else is not marketing; it is a refund, a bad review and a lost customer waiting to happen.
And you approve every single piece before it goes anywhere near your feed.
How it works
Up to an hour, once. We work through where your brand actually stands today, who you are talking to, what has worked and what has not, and we come out of it with a plan. It is the only meeting in the entire service — and it is the reason everything after it can run without you.
Your phone, your counter, your terrible lighting. Send them however you like. Ten minutes a week and you are done — that is the whole ask.
AI-assisted enhancement plus real design work. Reels, carousels, static designs, product shots — written in English, Spanish or both.
One tap on WhatsApp, or inside the web planner. Whichever you prefer. Do not like something? Say so and we redo it before anyone sees it.
Every other day, all month long, without you thinking about it once. Your monthly numbers arrive the same way everything else does — on WhatsApp or in the planner, no meeting required.
What lands in your feed
A real content calendar, not whatever we get around to.
Consistent presence, which is the only thing the algorithm actually rewards.
Edited, captioned, on-trend audio, formatted for Instagram and Facebook.
Offers, announcements, hours, menus — designed properly, in your brand.
From the pictures you take. Same product, professional result.
Written for your customers, not for a template.
On WhatsApp or in the web planner — your call.
If you send us day-to-day material, we turn it into stories. Only if you want to.
We set them up and run them. The budget goes straight from your card to Meta — we never touch that money.
What worked, what did not, what we change next month. Sent to your WhatsApp or planner.
The other way to do this
Standard U.S. agency rates. We did not inflate them to make a point — go and price it yourself.
/month
Plus the 25 hours of yours that no freelancer gives back.
5 spots. That is the entire roster.
About $32 per published piece — and every hour of yours stays yours.
Secure checkout by Stripe. We never see your card.
Fifteen minutes on the phone, no pitch. I will tell you honestly whether this is right for your business.
We recommend putting at least $200 a month into ads and we manage those campaigns for you — but that budget is not part of the $799. You pay it directly to Meta with your own card, so you keep control of it and we never touch it. It is a recommendation, not a requirement.
Cancel any month with no penalty. Once we have published your pieces for the month, that month is non-refundable — the work is already done and live.
Why only five
A sixth client does not mean more money — it means all five get worse. So the roster stops at five. When the spots are taken, the only thing left is a waiting list, and I would rather you got the real thing.
Recent work
Every piece below started as a photo somebody took between customers.
Straight answers
No. That is the entire point. Shoot on your phone, in whatever light you have, between customers. Turning that into something professional is our job, not yours.
Yes, and it is often easier. Instead of product shots we work with the job itself: before and after of the work you did, your team, your van, your workspace, a finished install, a written testimonial turned into a design. If you do something people can see, we can show it.
Yes. We need the login for the accounts we publish to — that is how the scheduling gets done. We ask for it only after you have hired the service, never during a sales conversation, and it is used for exactly one thing: publishing the pieces you have already approved. We do not change your password or your recovery details, we do not read or reply to your messages, and nothing gets posted without your yes. Changing your password instantly ends our access, so you are never locked into anything — and we will ask you to change it the day we stop working together.
Around ten minutes a week to send material, plus about thirty seconds per piece to approve it. If you send nothing some weeks, we work with what we have. Nothing stops.
That is what the first call is for. Up to an hour before we start anything: where your brand stands today, who your customer actually is, what you sell most, what you want people to know, what you never want said, and which competitors you admire or cannot stand. We come out of it with a plan, and everything after that is built on it. Your corrections in the first two weeks do the rest.
You see everything before it publishes. Say no, tell us why, we redo it. Nothing goes live without your yes.
Not at all. The whole service is remote, so where your business sits makes no difference — we work with businesses anywhere in the country. Being based in New York only matters if you want an in-person shoot, which is optional and arranged separately.
Once, at the very beginning. It is a call of up to an hour where we diagnose where your brand actually stands and build the plan — and honestly, it is the part that makes everything else work. After that there are no standing meetings at all. Material, approvals, questions and your monthly numbers all move over WhatsApp, email or the planner. If you ever want another call you just ask and we schedule it, but nothing in the service requires one.
No. $799 is the whole price. No setup fee, no contract, no minimum term, no surprise line items later.
Any month, no penalty, no phone call to talk you out of it. One click in your Stripe portal. What is not refundable is a month whose pieces we have already produced and published — that work already exists.
Yes. If you have a slow season or you are closing for a few weeks, tell us and we pause the billing instead of ending it, so you keep your spot on the roster. Just give us a heads up before your renewal date.
No, and that is deliberate. Those are your customers asking to buy — the answers should come from you, not from someone who does not know your stock, your prices or your schedule. We create and publish; the conversations stay yours.
No, and be careful with anyone who does. What we can promise is what we control: consistent, professional publishing every other day, all month, without costing you your time. Showing up properly is what gives you the chance to be chosen — the rest depends on your product, your price and your service.
Both, and we switch depending on who your customer is. Plenty of businesses need one feed that speaks to two audiences.
Optional and included. If you send day-to-day material — a delivery arriving, the kitchen at 6am, a happy customer — we turn it into stories. If you send nothing, the 15+ publications still go out as normal.
You do. Every file, forever, including after you cancel.
Yes, we set them up and manage them, and it is included in the $799 — but the ad budget itself is not. We recommend at least $200 a month, and you pay that straight to Meta with your own card. We never touch it, which means you can see every dollar and stop it whenever you want. It is a recommendation, not a requirement: the 15+ publications run either way. But organic gets you seen by the people who already follow you, and a small budget puts you in front of the ones who do not.
Every month you get a plain report — what got the most reach, what people actually engaged with, what flopped, and what we are changing next month because of it. It arrives on WhatsApp or in the planner like everything else. No meeting, no dashboard you have to learn.
Within 48 hours of payment we schedule your strategy call, usually the same week. The first pieces come back for approval within 48 hours of receiving your material after that call.
Last step
Fill this in, pay, and we start within 48 hours. If the spots are gone by the time you get here, you will land on the waiting list instead.
